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I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
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pinkadillydoo:

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what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

nerdfightersguidetothe-galaxy:

this is more than a disney show. 

open rp

gayslutscrafties:

bard-of-not-giving-a-fuck:

alphakidroxy:

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Mickey Mouse gently lays his hand on your thigh, staring into your eyes, passionately.

image snoop dog blushes and turned away from his mouse lover. “yo, dawg. i think i’m ready to get intimizzle, mickizzle.”

what

Just wondering, how old is Zone-Tan? I wasn't informed.

pan-pizza:

zone-sama:

She’s old enough to carry out her profession.

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jakewhyman:

madacon:

First winner headshot. theme was “derpy in a rainbowdash suit.” thats what I got in mind with it. :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

jakewhyman:

madacon:

First winner headshot. theme was “derpy in a rainbowdash suit.” thats what I got in mind with it. :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

tokimekiwaku:

 (★^O^★) SAVE BATTERIES

im going to die in here ;-;

tokimekiwaku:

 (★^O^★) SAVE BATTERIES

im going to die in here ;-;

i fucking LOVE me some katana

i fucking LOVE me some katana

thisshitfunny:

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

cyberrghetto:

white kid was like “hey nigger”

BEAT HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellence

im genuinely curious what is happening and why

but apparently people like it so

replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

exava-rakdos-blood-bitch:

chosenofmarkov:

bace-jeleren:

izzet-serious:

niv-mizzle:

izzet-serious:

niv-mizzle:

Nubv-Mubzzlub

Ubzzubt-Subrubububs

Can this actually be someone’s Url though?

Right!? 

Hello there, children, my name is Bubcub-Jublubrubn

*uncomfortable belly laughter*

Nice to meet you! I’m chubsubnubfmubrkubv.

sup motherfuckers its me ubxubvub-rubkdubs-blububd-bubtch

HubxWhubtub.